New York’s Trash On My Doorstep

I read an article in the Eagle about the ‘Guardian Angels’ offering to “help” with a vandalism problem in Housatonic.

Are you fucking serious?

Ok, so I don’t support vandals, but that’s what bored South County rich kids do when deprived of entertainment. Really, though, that’s a matter for the pigs…er, police officers, that is (hey, I can’t help it if they’re too incompetent to watch one tiny little village). I’ve been around and mark my words, a deal with the Angels is virtually a guarantee that the blood of your wayward children will be spilled on your wholesome streets.

Let me try to explain the Guardian Angels a little bit. Basically, they are overzealous vigilantes who hate everyone who isn’t either Irish or Italian, and Christian. I’ve seen them actually jump people over littering. I’ve heard of poor souls ending up in ICU simply for spitting on the sidewalk or taking “the Lord’s name in vain” around those self righteous dirtbags.

My point is short and simple: Berkshire County, we don’t need that element. We don’t need some wild-eyed lynch mob descending on us just to grapple with graffiti. Personally, I don’t want to have to kick some guy’s just because I said “goddamn” in front of him.

Guardian Angels, WE DON’T NEED YOU!!!